funny story

The healer
This elderly couple is watching one of those television preachers on TV one night. The preacher faces the camera, and announces, "My friends, I'd like to share my healing powers with everyone watching this program. Place one hand on top of your TV & the other hand on the part of your body which ails you & I will heal you." The old woman has been having terrible stomach problems, so she places one hand on the television, and her other hand on her stomach. Meanwhile, her husband approaches the television, placing one hand on top of the TV and his other hand on his groin. With a frown his wife says, "Ernest, he's talking about healing the sick, not raising the dead."

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Husband and wife jokes
Dear Sweetheart:

I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You
are my sweetheart

Your husband
Allen

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His wife replied back after some days to her husband:

Dearest sweetheart,
Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.

a. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.

b. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.

c. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three
kisses Instead of the rent.

d. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him
Some other items....... ....

e. Other expenses 40 kisses

Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses
and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.

Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise!!!

Your Sweet Heart



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